3. you know you have an s13 when you struggle for ages to get to those 2 last manifold nuts
5. When the words "big ends" "lifters" and "rusty tailgate" pop into conversation without even raising a titter
11.You know you have an s13 when your wheels cost more than the car
12.You know you have an S13 when you have to explain that its not an MR2, Probe, MX5 or Mazda 323 just because it has pop-up lights!!!
13.you know when you have a s13, that, dispite all the rust, failing big ends and the money it costs you to run it, each time you drive the car (and it wont break) it does bring a huge smile on your face.
14.you know you have an s13 when your tool kit consists of cable ties and WD40
16.You know you have an S13 as you nervously watch the rev counter everytime you pull up to the lights waiting for it to stall
17.You know you have an S13 when every time you start it up you have to sit there for 30 seconds waiting for the lifters to shut up before you can drive off
18.You know you have an S13 when someone calls you David Hasselhoff BOO HOO !!!
19.you know you have an s13 wen you cant find that boost leak!!
21.You know you have an s13 when you send more on suspension than you did the car
22.You know you have an s13 when everyone at asks you to drift it
23.You know you have an S13 when you have to turn the stereo off every 5 minutes to check for funny noises
25.You know you have an S13 when you can no longer count the number of engines and gearboxes you've been through on the fingers of one hand
26.You know you have an S13 when you give up trying to explain what it is to "normal" people
27.You know you have an S13 when someone says "Nice Ford Probe" or "Why the hell have you bought a Ford Probe"
28.you now when you have a s13 when the fuel gauge is always on empty(!)
29.you know you have an s13 when you realise you can answer most questions in the technical section
30.You know you have an S13 when you have 2 totally seperate sets of friends, those that love S13s and those that think youre mad/stupid/boring/a geek.
31.Or when you realise you hardly know anyone who doesn't own one
32.you know you have an s13 when you come back from a drive feeling content and with a big grin from ear to ear
34.You know you have an S13 when you fix one problem and another raises it,s ugly head (!!)
35.you know you got a s13 when....you have the neigbours moaning at you cause the cars loud and you let the turbo timmer run off when you get home lol....especially when you dont get back until stupid hr of the morning
41.You know you have an S13 when you get to work and a customer asks if you can smell petrol
43.When you find yourself checking your rear view mirrors like you did in your driving test, except your now looking for smoke. (xD)
45.You know you have an S13 when you spend all weekend fixing it just to get 15 mins of driving pleasure, before the next funny noise appears
46.You know you have an s13 when your digging oil from under your nails every Wednesday
47.You know you own an S13 when 5 year old kids say "is that a ferrari mister"
48.You know you have an S13 when you haven't driven it for 5 months
49.You know you have an S13 when the big ends go
50.you know you own an s13 when you watch your oil pressure gauge more than your speedo..
51.you know you own an s13 when your answer to every problem on the car is 'where's the angle grinder...'
53.You know you have an S13 when people tell you they saw you driving but you didn't see them because you looked so absorbed in your car you were oblivious to anything else.... wondering about the rattle you just heard...
55.When you know the smell and taste of powdered rust
57.you know when you have an s13 when your nut and bolt collection grows but your cable tie stock dwindles
58.You know you have an s13 when you feel the need to put it sideways whenever it's safe to do so (HELL YEAH)
61.You know u own a S13 when even late for school/work, you still head down the other way because u've just seen an empty parking lot. (xxxD)
62.You look in the S13 tech section to find out what that knocking or ticking noise is and how much damage to your wallet
64.You know you have an s13 when somebody asks "has it got a back seat" and you reply.....sort of
65.You know you have an s13 when all you dream of, is a car that would just work!
67.You know you have an S 13 when you have no money (due to fixing it) but are still strangely happy with it !
68.you know you have an s13 when all your clothes smell of gearbox oil/or petrol
69.You know when u have an S13 when all the passengers say "Do I smell petrol" and u reply...I dont cause u'r immuum to it.
70.You know you have an s13 when you have enough spare parts to build a second one
71.You know you have an s13 when you spend more time under the car then you do in the car.
79.You know you have an S13 when... it takes you 20 mins to check your dipstick, and even then you aren't convinced it isn't lying
80.You know you have an S13 when the cash point just beeps and doesn't give cash out
81.You know you own an S13 when you ignore the dipstick and check your oil level by working out how much is lying on the road outside your house
83.You know you own an S13 when the closest you get to the tank being full is a fiver.
84.You know you own an S13 when no matter how long the fuel light is on or how low it gets below empty it never seems to run out
85.You know you have an S13 when it fails the MOT
86.You know you have an S13 when the rest of the cars at an SXOC meet are S14's
89.You know you have an S13 when you drive round a mates house and the doors already open for you cus they heard you coming. --- I don't have to knock on doors anymore!
93. ...when you come on boost and look for puffs of smoke catching the headlights of the car behind.
94. ....when you have "breaking" "for sale" and "ebay" forums as your favourites and you do the equivilent of "charity-shop shopping" for the car.
100.you know you have an s13 when 100mph comes far... FAR too quickly for such a cheap car
101.you know you have an S13 when girls wet themselves in your car due to all the pops bangs surges and flames
107.You know you've "Had" an S13 when you driving an S14 and are bored shitless...
109.you know you've got an S13 when you buy 280mm brembos only to find your facelift has pre facelift running gear...
111.You know you have an S13 when you suddenly find yourself changing engines in the middle of the night
120.You know you have an s13 when you get asked to goto a meet and you think....hmmm more than 15 miles....Will it make it?
132.You know you have an S13 when you try to find that random fluid leak only to find you are leaking Oil, Coolant and Brake Fluid...
130.U know more japanese tuning dealers than family members
135.You know u got a 13 when u blow another boost pipe off
125.You know you have an S13 when you park, lock the door, walk away... and then can't resist turning round to have one last look at your car!!!!!!!!!
auszugsweise
schade das ich keinen RWD hab
